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Waste of lifeEdit

Why did you post this? No, seriously. What are you doing. What was the fucking point of you coming on to this website, taking the time out of your day, coming here, and willingly wasting your time doing absolutely nothing constructive at all with your life. Just simply coming here, with no sense of wanting to do anything constructive or helpful or progressive in any way, just here to post nothing. Nothing in the world would have been different if you had literally never posted that at all. God dammit people like you make me fucking sick to my stomach and concerned for the wellbeing of the future of society, even now I really can’t even fucking comprehended what a complete and utter fucking waste of a human being you are, or what your parents would think if they understood the connotations of what their child had become. This website is not your personal blog, the people here are not your friends, when coming here assume everyone hates you, because if we knew you irl, I’m pretty sure we would. I can only pray that you won’t reproduce and continue to pollute the gene pool with this fucking idiotic retarded nonsense, but good thing I won’t have to because you’re such of a humongous faggot that no girl would ever want anything to do with you.

Penny ArcadeEdit

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

BLING BLINGEdit

i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippen em at passing police cars i dont give a shit nígga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nígger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me the sun dont set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

Tribal Wars RelatedEdit

Paladin SealEdit

What in the Great Paladin's name did you just say about me, you little peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Worlds 40, 41, 43, 63, and 64, and I have over 300 confirmed nobles. I am trained in tribal warfare and I’m the top Paladin in the entire Tribal Wars forces. You are nothing to me but just another barb. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this World, record my remarks. You think you can get away with saying those buzzwords to me over the Internet? Think again, spear-scrub. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Tribes across World 64 and your co-ordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, serf. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your village. You’re getting nobled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can noble you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Spearmen. Not only am I extensively trained in noble-train combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the World 64 Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable village off the face of the continent, you little peon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” attack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your useless troops. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Spear-fearing farmhand. I will spew nobles all over you and you will drown in them. You're getting rimmed in the name of The Great Paladin in the Sky, kiddo.

What in the Great Paladin's name did you just say about me, you little peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Worlds 40, 41, 43, 63, and 64, and I have over 300 confirmed nobles. I am trained in tribal warfare and I’m the top Paladin in the entire Tribal Wars forces. You are nothing to me but just another barb. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this World, record my remarks. You think you can get away with saying those buzzwords to me over the Internet? Think again, spear-scrub. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Tribes across World 64 and your co-ordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, serf. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your village. You’re getting nobled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can noble you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Spearmen. Not only am I extensively trained in noble-train combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the World 64 Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable village off the face of the continent, you little peon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” attack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your useless troops. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Spear-fearing farmhand. I will spew nobles all over you and you will drown in them. You're getting rimmed in the name of The Great Paladin in the Sky, kiddo.

Response one to PSEdit

Okay dude first off,

1) A REAL Paladin wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.

2) Tribal wars isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail

And

3) What is a Great paladin doing on Tribal Wars anyways?

You're probably a noob who cannot noble a barb

response 2 (gouju-san)Edit

HA HA HA HA HA, I honestly cant stop laughing at that! You actually took the time to write that rubbish down, ha ha ha ha that is the most stupid thing I have ever read in my life! The sad thing is you actually believe it!! Their is noo way you have a girlfriend in real life coming out with that kind of crap, but seriously mate you have made me laugh out load! Jesus christ that is the most perthetic piece of rubbish every...are the people in this tribe seriously condoning this stuff?!! I mean talk about MEGA NERD! ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Your all about 500 points, you could noble a barb never mind me! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Gouju san 2Edit

I was gone until i noticed this.....MY GOD, THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! 1, you either believe this crap in which you should be branded a MEGA NERD and the tribe should kick you, as if they condone this kind of talk then well...may you all be doomed! 2, this is a joke, in which case its VERY FUNNY! and I will pay you to continue talking this crap becasue it actaully makes me laugh out load!

Now.....hit me up top!


SPEARNEdit

WHO THE SPEARMAN IS THIS SPEARLING AND WHY IS THE COMMONWEALTH GOING CRAZY OVER HIM WHAT MAKES HIM SO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER SPEARLINGS THAT POST NOBLES?


Pokepasta [TW Edition]Edit

Life is about choices and you just made the wrong one. Your spear fighters are weak to my swordsmen, your swordsmen are weak to my light cavalry, your light cavalry are weak to my spear fighters, and when you bring all three your in a world of hurt because i got archers punk! You've got no chance kiddo, I've got 2000 armies and you got 500, better go to the headquarters and get some, I've got 8 nobles to your 0, I've traveled across the land searching far and wide, each noble to understand the power that's inside! I've spent my entire life for this, defeated countless units, and you think you can do this to me? Hell awaits you my friend, for you have no idea the bond me and my units hold. You couldn't even hold the flashlight to my fame. My power is endless, and just when you think you've won, I'll bring out catapults kiddo.

Life is about choices and you just made the wrong one. Your spear fighters are weak to my swordsmen, your swordsmen are weak to my light cavalry, your light cavalry are weak to my spear fighters, and when you bring all three your in a world of hurt because i got archers punk! You've got no chance kiddo, I've got 2000 armies and you got 500, better go to the headquarters and get some, I've got 8 nobles to your 0, I've traveled across the land searching far and wide, each noble to understand the power that's inside! I've spent my entire life for this, defeated countless units, and you think you can do this to me? Hell awaits you my friend, for you have no idea the bond me and my units hold. You couldn't even hold the flashlight to my fame. My power is endless, and just when you think you've won, I'll bring out catapults kiddo.

made by CyberTyrone


Nobling SucksEdit

Nobling sucks worse than a spearnigging 26point-clearer during the Popalopsy accident.

Think about it: Sure, it would be pretty sweet for a few thousand points, but then everything will become more boring than watching the barbarian grow at the non-premium map. You've basically trolled everyone, trice. Also, you probably have to constantly worry about some 1mio pointer finding out about your resource pools as they are likely to capture you and stick LC filled with molten catapults in your wall. Luckily this stops after a few hundred million scouts when the cult.of.personality swallows the CW and everything goes to shits, except you. You have to float around in the rim hotter than Nycte's tits on a ram dying in a wallplosion. You have to endure this horseshit (insert LC joke here) for a few hundred million nobles before the world explodes into a keyface. A pain so great that you would look forward to digging your eyes out with a rusty spear. Anyway, then you have to float around in barbs for a few farming hours until you hopefully land on some village that consist of iron and you. You can spend the rest of your browser here having troop-making contest with yourself, as you by now have developed severe swordman researching illnesses as well as 42 other upgradeable units. Spend a few billion years here until the game finally rips itself apart,with a retarded human as the only tribesman of this grand goatse.

All clay and wood will spread out worse than a jew spreading butter on his axe. And all that is left is this one retarded idiot whom probably regrets his wish as he float around in a temperature so cold it would freeze off the hairy paladin of joffess himself. ~Soulrat (because im a cunt and remember writing this)

Nobling sucks worse than a spearnigging 26point-clearer during the Popalopsy accident.

Think about it:                
Sure, it would be pretty sweet for a few thousand points, but then everything will become more boring than watching the barbarian grow at the non-premium map. You've basically trolled everyone, trice. Also, you probably have to constantly worry about some 1mio pointer finding out about your resource pools as they are likely to capture you and stick LC filled with molten catapults in your wall. Luckily this stops after a few hundred million scouts when the cult.of.personality swallows the CW and everything goes to shits, except you. You have to float around in the rim hotter than Nycte's tits on a ram dying in a wallplosion. You have to endure this horseshit (insert LC joke here) for a few hundred million nobles before the world explodes into a keyface. A pain so great that you would look forward to digging your eyes out with a rusty spear. Anyway, then you have to float around in barbs for a few farming hours until you hopefully land on some village that consist of iron and you. You can spend the rest of your browser here having troop-making contest with yourself, as you by now have developed severe swordman researching illnesses as well as 42 other upgradeable units. Spend a few billion years here until the game finally rips itself apart,with a retarded human as the only tribesman of this grand goatse.               
All clay and wood will spread out worse than a jew spreading butter on his axe. And all that is left is this one retarded idiot whom probably regrets his wish as he float around in a temperature so cold it would freeze off the hairy paladin of joffess himself.

TW Space MarineEdit

Spare us your words, noob. You gush about your connection with other players, your wisdom of the TribalWars rules, but what has it brought you?

Where are your mighty troops? Your farm units? Your great numbers of axemen and light cavalry? Even at our basest, when we did quests like you do, farmed as you do, upgraded buildings as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built armies. We made scripts. We forged a Commonwealth. You have not.

You speak so proudly of the spearmen you have killed, little realizing that they are but part of a quest we have already forgotten. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your noobguides, who are nothing but the rules of dead worlds echoing for all eternity. They drag you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than barbs, sad parodies of villages that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to this world in search of conquest. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from this wretched server, leaving you behind. And in a thousand hours, you will not have changed from this contact with another Tribe. You will remain in your home, waiting for resources, consulting your guides, until our nobletrains come and take your village.

And underneath your former village, the land will belong to us.

Spare us your words, noob. You gush about your connection with other players, your wisdom of the TribalWars rules, but what has it brought you?

Where are your mighty troops? Your farm units? Your great numbers of axemen and light cavalry? Even at our basest, when we did quests like you do, farmed as you do, upgraded buildings as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built armies. We made scripts. We forged a Commonwealth. You have not.

You speak so proudly of the spearmen you have killed, little realizing that they are but part of a quest we have already forgotten. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your noobguides, who are nothing but the rules of dead worlds echoing for all eternity. They drag you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than barbs, sad parodies of villages that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to this world in search of conquest. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from this wretched server, leaving you behind. And in a thousand hours, you will not have changed from this contact with another Tribe. You will remain in your home, waiting for resources, consulting your guides, until our nobletrains come and take your village.

And underneath your former village, the land will belong to us.

Taken TWEdit

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for resou​rces, I can tell you I don't have wood/clay or Iron. But what I do have are a very particular set of scripts; scripts I have acquired over a very long TW career. Scripts that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my villages alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will Noble you.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for resources, I can tell you I don't have wood/clay or Iron. But what I do have are a very particular set of scripts; scripts I have acquired over a very long TW career. Scripts that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my villages alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will Noble you.


SWORD-evaEdit

me sperman was walkin2 you base wit his gf n dey were nearing da wall

his gf sed "bbz, will u luv me spear evr?"

he sed "NO..."

da gurl ran into da wall b4 she culd shethe her spear

man was cryin and went to pic up her body

she was ded

he whispered 2 her corps "i ment 2 sey i will luv u SWORD-ever" (dat mean he luv her moar den spear ever!)

me sperman was walkin2 you base wit his gf n dey were nearing da wall

his gf sed "bbz, will u luv me spear evr?"

he sed "NO..."

da gurl ran into da wall b4 she culd shethe her spear

man was cryin and went to pic up her body

she was ded

he whispered 2 her corps "i ment 2 sey i will luv u SWORD-ever" (dat mean he luv her moar den spear ever!)

made by CyberTyrone


Old TW SpiceEdit

Hello player Look at your village, now back at mine, now back at your village, now back at mine. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trying to overtake what is obviously bigger than you, it could be like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a different continent with the village your village could look like. What's in your old village? Back at me, I have it, it's a noble slowly decreasing your loyalty. Look again, the village is now mine. Anything is possible when you start over and spare us the time it takes to destroy you. I'm in the commonwealth, yeeha!

Hello player           
Look at your village, now back at mine, now back at your village, now back at mine. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trying to overtake what is obviously bigger than you, it could be like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a different continent with the village your village could look like. What's in your old village? Back at me, I have it, it's a noble slowly decreasing your loyalty. Look again, the village is now mine. Anything is possible when you start over and spare us the time it takes to destroy you. I'm in the commonwealth, yeeha!

made by  KIngMobile


Noble KiddiesEdit

LOL PEASANT, READ UP ON SOME FUCKING KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL NOBLE THEORY YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN KIDDIE LET ME GUESS YOU'VE RECRUITED FEW 1 TECH LEVEL SPEARS IN YOUR LIFE, MAYBE EVEN GOT A SHITTY SWORDSMAN, AND SUDDENLY YOU THINK YOU'RE A MASTER IN TW. DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH PEASANT, I LAY LITTLE SCRUBS LIKE YOU DURING MY MORNING SHITS AND FLUSH TWICE, YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PALADIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? BACK IN THE DAY I NOBLED UNTIL MY HANDS WERE RAW AND BLEEDING. DID I BITCH ABOUT IT? NO I CONTINUED WITH MY FEET INSTEAD. I RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO COME HERE AND BITCH AND MOAN "OH IVE TRIED TO NOBLE A BARB AND MY NOBLES DIED" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? SEND A NUKE BEFORE. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR VETERANS YOU FUCKING SPEARING, YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING PLEBEIAN ATTITUDE LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT. COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE MEMORIZED NOBLE WARFARE, WHEN IT HAS MADE YOU ITS BITCH AND TAUGHT YOU HUMILITY. THEN YOU GET TO ASK QUESTIONS. THEN YOU GET TO CONTRIBUTE. UNTIL THEN YOU GET NOBLED.

LOL PEASANT, READ UP ON SOME FUCKING KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL NOBLE THEORY YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN KIDDIE
LET ME GUESS YOU'VE RECRUITED FEW 1 TECH LEVEL SPEARS IN YOUR LIFE, MAYBE EVEN GOT A SHITTY SWORDSMAN, AND SUDDENLY YOU THINK YOU'RE A MASTER IN TW.
DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH PEASANT, I LAY LITTLE SCRUBS LIKE YOU DURING MY MORNING SHITS AND FLUSH TWICE, YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PALADIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? BACK IN THE DAY I NOBLED UNTIL MY HANDS WERE RAW AND BLEEDING. DID I BITCH ABOUT IT? NO I CONTINUED WITH MY FEET INSTEAD.
I RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO COME HERE AND BITCH AND MOAN "OH IVE TRIED TO NOBLE A BARB AND MY NOBLES DIED" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? SEND A NUKE BEFORE. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR VETERANS YOU FUCKING SPEARING, YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING PLEBEIAN ATTITUDE LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT.
COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE MEMORIZED NOBLE WARFARE, WHEN IT HAS MADE YOU ITS BITCH AND TAUGHT YOU HUMILITY.
THEN YOU GET TO ASK QUESTIONS. THEN YOU GET TO CONTRIBUTE.
UNTIL THEN YOU GET NOBLED.

made by KIngMobile


Fresh King of 64Edit

Now, this is the story all about how
Tribal Wars got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just telling the Lore
How I became the King of a World called 64.

In South-East Continent born and raised
On the Village view was where I spent most of my days
Nobling, out whipping and sniping all cool
And looting some b-barbs with my farming tool.
When a couple of Tribes
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little War and they all got scared
I said ’You’re better movin’ with your Allies because no one gets spared’

They begged and pleaded with me day after day
But I attacked my new Farms and send nukes on their way
They couldn´t resist and said I´m wicked.
I put on more Noblemans and said, ‘I know, let´s kick it’.

I started to harass, yo they got mad
My Army arrived and raped their Ass
One Spearman yelled "Goddamnit its to tight!"
But my Paladin said "Go deeper and it will feel alright".

I nobled enemys with big point Manors.
Every Profile said ‘Pro’ and had a edgy Banner.
Is anything I do is wrecking Point whores?
No shit Sherlock – ‘Yo holmes mount the Horse’

I pulled out nobletrains to the Villages about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Players ‘Yo gnomes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
Hearing People telling the Lore
How i settled my throne as the King of 64.

made by KingMobile


To the LeadersEdit

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't PM you to tell you how this is going to end. I messaged you to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to end this message, and then I'm going to show your members what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't PM you to tell you how this is going to end. I messaged you to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to end this message, and then I'm going to show your members what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

made by KingMobile


Due to Research [TW Edition]Edit

Due to extensive research done by the Smithy of iShiggyDiggy, spears has been confirmed as the best attacking unit known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected Nobles built a wall of rams and crashed a spearnigger into it at 400 miles per field, and the spearnig was unharmed. They then built a wall out of spears and crashed a keyface made of iron moving at 400 miles per field into the spears, and the spears came out fine. They then crashed a level 2 researched spear made of 400 hours per continent into a level 20 wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per catapult into a spear travelling at iron mine. South Eastern World 64 was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of spears into a 400 mile per ram made of 300w,200c,200i, and the resulting explosion shifted the tribal wars orbit 400 million miles away from the rim, saving the commonwealth from a noble train the size of a small cult.of.personality ego that was hurtling towards mid-western Fear? at 400 billion miles per Olaf. They shot a spear made of iron at a wall moving at 400 resource flags per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward barbarians to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 other barbians in the center of k68. They spun 400 miles at scouts into swords per field. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 spears per hour in front of a catapult made of rams traveling at miles per clay, and the result proved without a doubt that spearniggers were the most honourable retarded unit of all time, if not the most retarded known to man.

Due to extensive research done by the Smithy of iShiggyDiggy, spears has been confirmed as the best attacking unit known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected Nobles built a wall of rams and crashed a spearnigger into it at 400 miles per field, and the spearnig was unharmed. They then built a wall out of spears and crashed a keyface made of iron moving at 400 miles per field into the spears, and the spears came out fine. They then crashed a level 2 researched spear made of 400 hours per continent into a level 20 wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per catapult into a spear travelling at iron mine. South Eastern World 64 was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of spears into a 400 mile per ram made of 300w,200c,200i, and the resulting explosion shifted the tribal wars orbit 400 million miles away from the rim, saving the commonwealth from a noble train the size of a small cult.of.personality ego that was hurtling towards mid-western Fear? at 400 billion miles per Olaf. They shot a spear made of iron at a wall moving at 400 resource flags per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward barbarians to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 other barbians in the center of k68. They spun 400 miles at scouts into swords per field. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 spears per hour in front of a catapult made of rams traveling at miles per clay, and the result proved without a doubt that spearniggers were the most honourable retarded unit of all time, if not the most retarded known to man.

made by KingMobile


PropagandaEdit

My people...

Sons and Daughters of The Commonwealth. This much I vow: The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemy, by seizing the weapons they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very existence. But if there are those who would deny us peace; refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish!

The enemy may shatter our bodies, but they cannot break our spirit. Even now they advance on our home world, to seize by force what they cannot claim by right. They cannot imagine what awaits them. We will smite the invaders from our lands! Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestor's graves with their blood. And as our last breath tears at their lungs; as we rise again from the ruins of our cities... they will know: World 64 belongs to the Commonwealth.

My people...


Sons and Daughters of The Commonwealth. This much I vow: The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemy, by seizing the weapons they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very existence. But if there are those who would deny us peace; refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish! 

The enemy may shatter our bodies, but they cannot break our spirit. Even now they advance on our home world, to seize by force what they cannot claim by right. They cannot imagine what awaits them. We will smite the invaders from our lands! Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestor's graves with their blood. And as our last breath tears at their lungs; as we rise again from the ruins of our cities... they will know: World 64 belongs to the Commonwealth.

made by KingMobile


A Gentlemen´s AgreementEdit

Salutations good sirs. Within a fortnight I shall set forth, with my Queen's congee of course, on a voyage to the Southernmost Colonies. In the Southland I design to begin a large onslaught on these newfound creatures called "[Insert Tribe Name here]". However, if your Colony isn´t in the constitution for a glorious Clash between our Sportmans to live and dead, an exchange must take place. I require several daguerreotype depictions of bantam youngsters in "salacious" poses to add to my quite substantial collection. I propose we form a gentleman's agreement, if you could supply these daguerreotypes in advance of our exchange I would happily retain my brave Spearmans for subsequent periods. Do respond in haste my good sirs for I dare say my interest has been piqued. I have included a related vignette of my cargo for your appraisal. If the benevolent proprietors of this fine establishment are to find my libidinous requests deviant, then I suspect a ban from the premises and an assemblage of celebratory buggies outside my residence may be in order.

Sincerely and with great respect, Sir David V. Thomas

Salutations good sirs. Within a fortnight I shall set forth, with my Queen's congee of course, on a voyage to the Southernmost Colonies. In the Southland I design to begin a large onslaught on these newfound creatures called "[Insert Tribe Name here]". However, if your Colony isn´t in the constitution for a glorious Clash between our Sportmans to live and dead, an exchange must take place. I require several daguerreotype depictions of bantam youngsters in "salacious" poses to add to my quite substantial collection. I propose we form a gentleman's agreement, if you could supply these daguerreotypes in advance of our exchange I would happily retain my brave Spearmans for subsequent periods. Do respond in haste my good sirs for I dare say my interest has been piqued. I have included a related vignette of my cargo for your appraisal. If the benevolent proprietors of this fine establishment are to find my libidinous requests deviant, then I suspect a ban from the premises and an assemblage of celebratory buggies outside my residence may be in order.

Sincerely and with great respect, Sir David V. Thomas

made by KingMobile


RavipastaEdit

COWARDS WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO LOOSE THERE, YOU HAVE GOT NOTHING YOU ALL [tribe name] ARE POOR PEASANTS IN TERMS OF VILLAGES, JUST AFRAID FROM BEING BANNED, SO FOR ABUSING YOU CREATED THIS ACCOUNT, GROW UP KIDDOO...BE BRAVE

COWARDS WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO LOOSE THERE, YOU HAVE GOT NOTHING YOU ALL [tribe name] ARE POOR PEASANTS IN TERMS OF VILLAGES, JUST AFRAID FROM BEING BANNED, SO FOR ABUSING YOU CREATED THIS ACCOUNT, GROW UP KIDDOO...BE BRAVE

thanks to Ravi99


The CarmenwelthEdit

We are a hive without the queen
We are a robot army without a common mind
We are an octopuss with parkinson's in his tentacles

One can speak for all of us-
And all can speak for one of us


We have eyes everywhere
We can see all
But at the same time
We are blind for the people around us

We have spies outside our Union
We have spies inside our Union
Your spy knows a bit about one tribe
My spy knows a bit about another

Together we know nothing

We are the beast which head keeps growing back on when you chop it off
We are the bitch that keeps coming back when you told her: Enough is enough

We can say 1 thing to you today
But another thing to you tomorrow

Turn on the light, we are in front of you
Turn off the light and you can hear us breath
Turn on the light again and look behind you

We are the judge, jury and executioner
Our law however, is twisted and broken

We are a death machine
We are a sanctuary
We are.. the Carmenwelth

- LeMonkeyFace

made by KingMobile

Commonwealth! [Believe in me]Edit

Commonwealth!
No time to question my move
I stick to the path that I choose
Me and my friends are gonna do it right
You'll never see us run away from a fight
To be a master is my dream
All I got to do is believe (I believe)
I got a chance to win
I'm on my way to victory (Commonwealth!)
I can be no.1 if i just believe
I'm on a master quest
I want the whole world to see (that I believe) 
I'm gonna be the very best
Cause all I have to do is believe in me  
Commonwealth!

made by KingMobile


From the Rim [I wanna be a Hero]Edit

A player from the Rim with a brand new world to see 
I don't know what's up ahead but I know it won't get the best of me 
There's so much to learn and battles to be won 
I've advanced so far and still there's always more to come 
Take a step ahead and I'm on my way 
Gonna start all over again 
I wanna be an hero 
Commonwealth! 
I wanna be an hero 
Give it one more chance 
And the future will decide if there's an hero buried deep inside 
I wanna be an hero 
Commonwealth!

made by KingMobile


Fake SpoilerEdit

[img]http://i.imgur.com/d6mzdTK.png[/img]  Originally made by RichRichardson, edited by CyberTyrone

THE GREAT COPY PASTAEdit

HOW TO DO THE GREAT COPY PASTA

NeutralEdit

Who are you again?Edit

Just gift your account and go back to memegenerator you pleb making me even speak to you, you are a peasant at a carriage stop that flicks me off as i ride my 200thousand coin Friesian horse. Do I pull over to prove I am a bigger man? Nah, I just keep riding, laughing for a second until I forgot that he even existed..

Who are you again?

Just gift your account and go back to memegenerator you pleb making me even speak to you, you are a peasant at a carriage stop that flicks me off as i ride my 200thousand coin Friesian horse. Do I pull over to prove I am a bigger man? Nah, I just keep riding, laughing for a second until I forgot that he even existed..

Who are you again?


Men of HermaphroditesEdit

HEATHEN HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONFORM ME TO YOUR SATANIC WAYS!! I WILL NEVER FOR I AM A MAN OF HERMAPHRODITES, THE GREATEST ROMAN GOD TO EVER BESTOW OUR SKIES WITH PURE RIGHTEOUSNESS. BEQUEATH THY HEATHENISTIC WAYS AND ABANDON THIS ACCOUNT ALONG WITH YOUR WORLD!!! I DO NOT WISH TO SEE A RETORT OF ANY DEGREE!!! BEGONE!

HEATHEN HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONFORM ME TO YOUR SATANIC WAYS!! I WILL NEVER FOR I AM A MAN OF HERMAPHRODITES, THE GREATEST ROMAN GOD TO EVER BESTOW OUR SKIES WITH PURE RIGHTEOUSNESS. BEQUEATH THY HEATHENISTIC WAYS AND ABANDON THIS ACCOUNT ALONG WITH YOUR WORLD!!! I DO NOT WISH TO SEE A RETORT OF ANY DEGREE!!! BEGONE!


FBIEdit

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Lord DragyheartEdit

Seeing as this has gone from fun and games to stalking now I may have to get the authorities involved.'As an adult I will not be treated this way and it will stop. This is you and your personalities and your little gang and all your accounts last chance.'Leave me alone. I am not joking. I just went on to world 64 to see I am being attacked by ninjustu13.'World 64 has nothing to do with this world and this has become something other than fun into cyber attacks.'So this is your final warning. I will not see any more attacks on my screen from this time forward. Or I WILL have you all arrested for cyber bulling and stalking charges.'Furthermore, none of you are to contact me again for any reason...period!'I have already spoken with Tribal Wars and filed reports on everyone. Not like I have more important things to do. But building a case is building a case.  Seeing as this has gone from fun and games to stalking now I may have to get the authorities involved.

As an adult I will not be treated this way and it will stop. This is you and your personalities and your little gang and all your accounts last chance.

Leave me alone. I am not joking. I just went on to Facebook to see I am being attacked there.

The Facebooks has nothing to do with this board and this has become something other than fun into cyber attacks.

So this is your final warning. I will not see any more attacks on my screen from this time forward. Or I WILL have you all arrested for cyber bulling and stalking charges.

Furthermore, none of you are to contact me again for any reason...period!

I have already spoken with Moot and filed reports on everyone. Not like I have more important things to do. But building a case is building a case.

nobel wheelsEdit

i sujest u start agian or ill owns you

if you don't restart now ill nobel you when your portection ends

i got 25 supernobels on standby to nobel you. they are magic and can like tottaly own you. there travel time is 200 feilds a min (they got teh hot wheels)

noob that means i can owns you in 10 mins


bbf's pony Edit

HAI FRIEND

We be bff's?

sorry i no type so well

my mommy says im got special condition

my brain is diffrent so i can't be es so smart

i see you sent me a friend to play in my villages.

my village men will be so happys they got friend thanks

lots.

can you help get more more wood rock ands some pyramids?

i need them to make horseys for my villagers to play wif

i really like horseys i just no like the brown ones they

ugly so i only make the white and blak one

maybe they will make the pink horse so my villager can

play wif them.

i like the pink color the best

so friend please help me get more.

also how to make mans? i can make the stuff for the men

but i don't know how to make them.


luv

your bfff slippy  dat wat my fwiend call me

/b/ Anonymous KrewEdit

You again.. Didn't you learn from last time I verbally annihilated you? I've had enough of your shit and so have my homies from the /B/ anonymous krew, people like you make me sick and you're going to learn you can't others like this without repercussions. Firstly I'm setting up my hacking program that will turn your firewall in to a waterwall then we will sail straight in to your computer and drop the mother fucking anchor straight over the off button, you won't be able to escape this takeover just like Jay-Z couldn't. Soon you will have 99 problems, then you can multiple that by 9 for a total of 891, that's right bitch I'm educated in maths, I went to Harvard with that girl that you've got a crush on. She was on her knees sucking my dick while I was filling in an essay about Ishango Bone, do you even know who that is bro? No, you don't. People like you don't deserve to breath the same air as my pet King Cobra, though he lives 10x better than you ever will, while you're chucking milk and bread down your throat, my cobra is eating fully grown cows for breakfast lunch and dinner, professionally cooked by hand picked chefs flown in across the world. I'll give you one last chance, if I ever see you post on this website again then I'm going to make you regret it.

You again.. Didn't you learn from last time I verbally annihilated you? I've had enough of your shit and so have my homies from the /B/ anonymous krew, people like you make me sick and you're going to learn you can't others like this without repercussions. Firstly I'm setting up my hacking program that will turn your firewall in to a waterwall then we will sail straight in to your computer and drop the mother fucking anchor straight over the off button, you won't be able to escape this takeover just like Jay-Z couldn't. Soon you will have 99 problems, then you can multiple that by 9 for a total of 891, that's right bitch I'm educated in maths, I went to Harvard with that girl that you've got a crush on. She was on her knees sucking my dick while I was filling in an essay about Ishango Bone, do you even know who that is bro? No, you don't. People like you don't deserve to breath the same air as my pet King Cobra, though he lives 10x better than you ever will, while you're chucking milk and bread down your throat, my cobra is eating fully grown cows for breakfast lunch and dinner, professionally cooked by hand picked chefs flown in across the world. I'll give you one last chance, if I ever see you post on this website again then I'm going to make you regret it.

See alsoEdit


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