Zahkriisos, (UK veteran of the name PainCausingLord) is here to party. And he wants nothing more than to rustle some serious jimmies.

The LegendEdit

Some say his name means "jimmy-be-rustling", others simply flee in terror.... But the truth is, his rustling abilities are so powerful, no OP has stood up to him and left unrustled.

The TruthEdit

The truth is, Zahkriisos is a master of the spear nuke. A lord of the noble fake, a ninja trained in the arts spiking farms. When he comes for you, he will not rest until all jimmies have been rustled, until you beg the mods for mercy.

Be afraid of my small dick(lol) That was bling, wasnt it? You filthy little twat, well see how tiny my dick is when I ram it so far up your arse whoever pulls it out gets crowned king fucking Arthur. wanSt bling guEsss agAIN! edit eidit edit . Oh my god yourso fucking beta